Definitions by IPitFukOnYou

Gaysplaining 

Verb: The any of telling your son or daughter they are gay.

I was just gaysplaining to my son that he is a queer!

Gaysplaining by IPitFukOnYou July 25, 2016

Gaysplain 

V: The action of telling your son he is gay.

NnEarlier I had to gaysplain to my son how he is a queer.

Gaysplain by IPitFukOnYou July 17, 2016

Jean Jam 

When a hipster eats nothing but fruit rollups and shits their pants.

The hipster ate only fruit rollups for three days and had jean jam for the next five.

Jean Jam by IPitFukOnYou June 27, 2016

Brick

A gift you give to someone who you hate. It is delivered by throwing it through their window or at their head with a note attached. The note should contain an insulting adjective or a demeaning adverb.

I really hate Nicky so when he was feeling good about himself, so I gave him a brick!

Brick by IPitFukOnYou June 3, 2016