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ganklebanker 

A person who masturbates, and ejaculates in their own hands. Immediately after ejaculation, they commence random hand shakes with people around their office, or place of work.
I was planning on quitting my job this week, so I ganklebanked my boss and I think he wiped it off on his face.
ganklebanker by Rukorogneo April 21, 2005
When you gank (thrash) the shit out of your ankle, it becomes a gankle.
Did you see that dude's gankle? It was all jacked up
gankle by Febtober Jackson November 1, 2011

ganklesaurus funkle 

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,
I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt

gankle my dankle 

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.
Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.
(Pronounced like the name Angle but with a G-sound in front of it)

An Angle that is gay, annoying, repugnant, and/or boisterous.

Signs of a Gayngle include, but not limited to: Smartitude, cocky, blonde, and can't pronounce biatchitudesteinition
That Angle kid is such a Gayngle, always being cocky, it annoys me.
Gayngle by Itachi7120 October 19, 2013

gaynkees 

damn, i hate those gaynkees.
gaynkees by MMG044 October 15, 2004