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Gay notice 

I'm a fag n***a f**k me in a Tesla
n***a rubbin' on my thighs with some ketchup
b*t*h I'm gay so you know that I am next up
I got dildos, I got lube what you want son?

Hook
My d**k small, you act like you ain't noticed
Put my d**k inside his mouth he started chokin'
That d**k in me, bro that sh*t got me moanin'
Yes I'm gay, and my sister with that hoe sh*t

Verse 1
b*t*h I'm twerkin'
d**k up in my butt that sh*t be hurtin'
Hurtin', n***a f**k me then he close the curtains
d**k up in my kidney got me tweakin'
And I be f**kin' n***as like all weekend, yeah
Bro your d**k, that sh*t bigger than my cousin's
I might f**k my dad sike I might just f**k my cousin
d**k up in my ass bro that sh*t just got me c*mmin'
And I just f**ked a lil n***a Jimmy with my husband
I was toppin', gave him head, he stole my wallet
b*t*h I'm gay, so you know I gotta keep a dildo
I was straight, suck a n***a gay you know I'm hoe'in
You ain't never felt two d**ks in your ass
You lyin'
A gay noticed is a Male who wants to be noticed by another male who likes putting ketchup on his thighs
Gay notice by De one January 12, 2021
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