A man named dave who would prefer to not have sex with a drunk girl in case he is accused of rape, but will happily perv over anything else that moves and isn't adverse to a bit of necrophilia. Will not rule out sex with any gender as looks limit the possibility of having regular intercourse with females.
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'