Gay Tax

When you go to a gay bar/club despite being straight. Then when someone tries to get frisky with you, you feel kinda guilty because you kind of led them on, I mean you are in a gay bar after all. So you let them have a quick grope.

I went with Jim to the rainbow lounge last night, it was pretty good but I had to pay the gay tax.

by Svetz October 17, 2008

gay tax

A tax of any form, monetary or otherwise, imposed on a male who currently is under suspicion of being a homosexual, when the said male knowingly commits a gay act.

Hey Harry, why are you wearing Seven jeans? Give ten bucks for your gay tax.

by Charles Burrus March 21, 2007

Gay Tax

Noun- a tax that the gays are required to take from everyone (the tax being a chip...from anybody around that has one)

Hey, "gay tax" I need one of those chips!"

by Power trooper February 11, 2024

The Gay Tax

The price you pay for the privilege of being queer. Often manifests itself in the form of IBS.

“Oh sorry about my stomach gurgling, thats just the price I pay for being gay. The gay tax if you will.”

by Ciiinderellly January 6, 2022

gaytaxia

An effeminate way of walking that is suggestive of, though neither necessary nor sufficient for, being gay. This walk, also known as a mince, often emphasizes hip movements, floppy wrists, loose shoulders and a generally camp demeanor.

In straight men may indicate metrosexual tendancies or pretensions to employment in the fashion industry.

Background: Gaytaxia derives from "ataxia" and "ataxic gait", which mean to walk in an unusual manner and are symptomatic of involuntary muscular disorders. By contrast, gaytaxia is predominantly an affectation cultivated with some effort.

Variations: gaytaxic, gaytaxic gait, gaytaxic batchelor (possibly gay single metrosexual)

"That guy is so camp, check out that blatant gaytaxia"

"Dale Winton is a screaming, albeit gaytaxic, heterosexual"

by thewilster November 1, 2004