Gaystring: the awesomoist word ever! It can replace any adjective, noun, verb, pronoun, and practically every word in the english (and possibly others) language. It originally meant 'gangsta'.
"Oh my gosh! That is so gaystring!"
"You just gaystringed all over yourself."
"I gotta gaystring in the tube."
"I just got a brand new gaystring!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!