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gay penis 

A penis that springs up at the sight of a man, despite what the actual person wants (whether the person is homo or straight)
Ah fuck, i wanted to tap Angelina, but my gay penis wanted Adam.
gay penis by LilJPezzy September 13, 2016

Gay Penis 

A penis that springs for a man, despite whether the person is gay or straight.
Ah fuck, I wanna tap Angelina, but my gay penis wants to bang Adam.
Gay Penis by LilJPezzy September 13, 2016

Gay penis 

A phrase describing one’s penis that has only had sex with a man’s butthole. If one’s penis has never had sex and or had sex with a women it is no longer considered a gay penis
Micheal”I think Daniel has a gay penis because he’s only had sex with mens buttholes and has never had sex with a. Women!”
Gay penis by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021

Gay penis 

Just a fucking gay penis you get hard when you see a man and then you cum😜
Gay penis by Gæ.verygæ December 19, 2021

Gay Penis AIDS 

When something happens or someone says something that is kind of annoying or stupid that makes you upset. Can be used as a substitute to calling something “retarded”
Oh my gosh. My teacher gave me an F on the test. It’s so Gay Penis AIDS.
Gay Penis AIDS by Uncle Blaze November 15, 2019

Gay Penis Slot

definition of suck my penis in a different way of aspect. When u was Gay Penis Slot u mean he should suck your dick
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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