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gay porn friday 

A day that everyone plans but which never happens.

The day is usually said to involve excessive amounts of alcohol and gay porn, though the alcohol is optional.

Though often limited to one gender, this isn't always the case.
Me: Who's up for Gay Porn Friday?
Everyone: YES!

gay guy friday 

A national holiday celebrated by twitter queers where they post selfies and thirst traps to gain attention from other queers
shit, i almost forgot to post for gay guy friday!
gay guy friday by Boyluv0 February 19, 2024

not gay if it’s friday 

This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.
Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday

Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!! 

It is a a Gacha Life meme from Pinterest that states, 'Sorry, I'm only gay in FRIDAYS!!' it features a guy named Ryan with fading teal and neon green hair in a playground. The guy is a femboy as well, and he has a ponytail. His outfit is a red orange and yellow top, while his bottoms are a green and blue skirt. He also has pink socks with pink and purple shoes. Anime gacha men #242
"Hey, have you seen, Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!! ?"

"..no."
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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