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gawknoculars 

binoculars; for the sole purpose of gawking at chicks from a distance.
"dude, hand me the gawknoculars, I think there is a hottie down there"
gawknoculars by gawk dude April 21, 2009
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Gawkwobble 

The debilitating loss of coordination one experiences when seeing something unfamiliar and becoming dumbfounded by it.
That bullshit report hit me with a full-force case of gawkwobble - I nearly bowled over in my chair!
Gawkwobble by derpladle January 24, 2017