Gawknob 

A driver that slows down in the fast lane and stares at a box / accident / nothing.

Traffic was moving along fine, until a gawknob ruined it.

Gawknob by #ThinkTherapy April 21, 2015

gawknoculars 

binoculars; for the sole purpose of gawking at chicks from a distance.

"dude, hand me the gawknoculars, I think there is a hottie down there"

gawknoculars by gawk dude April 21, 2009

Gawkwobble 

The debilitating loss of coordination one experiences when seeing something unfamiliar and becoming dumbfounded by it.

That bullshit report hit me with a full-force case of gawkwobble - I nearly bowled over in my chair!

Gawkwobble by derpladle January 24, 2017