Gawknob

A driver that slows down in the fast lane and stares at a box / accident / nothing.

Traffic was moving along fine, until a gawknob ruined it.

by #ThinkTherapy April 21, 2015

gawknoculars

binoculars; for the sole purpose of gawking at chicks from a distance.

"dude, hand me the gawknoculars, I think there is a hottie down there"

by gawk dude April 21, 2009

Gawkwobble

The debilitating loss of coordination one experiences when seeing something unfamiliar and becoming dumbfounded by it.

That bullshit report hit me with a full-force case of gawkwobble - I nearly bowled over in my chair!

by derpladle January 24, 2017