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Boss out of Fresno, Ca. Owner of Flatline Records. Works in legal weed biz. Half of the popular podcast The After Show but Later with DZF Baby. Co-invented Remessey with Mac Dre in 2003. Been around for many moons all over Fresno, Oakland, Humboldt County, & Oregon. Also known as Gavzilla, El Cucuy, El Martillo, Mezz, and Cuzzo.
Damn Gavz. Always shows me love when I see him
Gavz by Chingoñ November 23, 2021
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A nickname for only thee sexiest, coolest, wholly the most divine creature and irrevocably scandalous person you could ever have in your life.
As much as we all love bragging about having a 'gavzies' in our lives, many faults are associated with these rare and mysterious creatures. 'Gavzies' are naturally drawn to anything with open legs and big boobs. The female population tends to be jealous of this maneuver, but don't you fret ladies, because this act is 84% involuntary. Snatch up your 'gavzie' while there's still some left.
Now I'm well aware that there are still a few straggling members of humanity who refuse to believe the workings of 'gavzies.' Wash away those doubts, fellow comrades. A 'gavzie' is the best gift you could ever give yourself. Without my 'gavzie' I would be in a puddle of my own shame, misery, and anguish. Depression would be lingering in every aspect of my foreboding life. As long as I keep my one and only tightly by my side, my skies will be sunny for eternity. 'Gavzies' don't simply just melt your heart. They'll take every piece of it, one by one, and secure it safely to their own, providing you a life of pure love.
"Without my gavzie, my life would be a bottomless pit of hatred."

Friend 1: "Oh my goodnes, I cannot see! Someone, please help!"
Friend 2: "I'm terribly sorry, I forgot to put my gavzie in my pocket this morning. He's just too cute for the world to see."
gavzie by Rolyat & Company July 8, 2011
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Gavzias is someone who is abusing the greek word Τιιιι that stands for whaaaaat
That man is so impressed by anything he is so gavzias
gavzias by JumboChips March 30, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026