Gastano

A woman who is a super bitch. Her hair is looks like 1000 birds shited in it.

OMG look at that gastano over there.

by Jenken95 May 29, 2009

Gaetano

Gaetano is the most attractive Italian guy thats ever existed.

There is no other guy like him.

He is majestic in every way.

I'm so crazy in him and i wish to be holding his hand.

Amore ,3

My Gaetano is everything!

by Tomicicitita April 2, 2018

Sam Gaetano

A mythical creature that is half man half horse. He was conceived in a stable. The rare creature has a growth defect and is only about 5’5. The centaur really likes Bosleys.

Damn Dawg u run like Sam Gaetano the centuar.

by DickDotCum October 25, 2018

Gaetano

An amazing person who is dependable and trustworthy, Gaetano's never take things for granted and they never use people, they are extremely fit and love to exercise. They are known for there wits and the courage to protect anyone they love. They are the right person to be with if u want to make your friends jealous

I love Gaetano

by 😘🙂 August 21, 2017

Gasanova

The smoothest of smooth, coolest of cool, grooviest mf around, pulling bitches and fucking switches. Gravy pope would be proud.

"Damn did you see that gasanova walk by? "Yea he was getting action like a fraction babyy"

by NannySmacker September 22, 2020

Gastankometer

The thing in your car that tells you how much gas you have left.

The gas gauge.

It's time to fill up, my gastankometer is on E.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006

Gasanova

n; a lover who, while amorous and attentive, suffers from uncontrollable and noxious emissions.

ex: "My husband really loves to treat me right, but he keeps eating fava beans with our nice chianti; that man has become a real Gasanova!"

by Wife O' Reilly July 16, 2008