Gassenger

When a passenger is full of gas

Jerry the Uber driver drove his stinky gassenger around the city to his destination.

Gassenger by ewood7264 June 4, 2024

Passenger Brake 

The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car.

It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment.

It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door.

Doris was using her passenger brake all the freaking way here. She's the one who made us late getting started from home by taking so long to get herself ready! I was just trying to make up some time getting through traffic...

Passenger Brake by Edward in Oil City November 20, 2007

Passenger Derby 

The game that pilots play after takeoff.

The rules:
1. Leave the seatbelt signs on for a good hour after takeoff.
2. Send the drinks trolly up and down the plane atleast three times.
3. Get one of the stewards or stewardesses to run through the people that they think have a good chance of getting to the toilet first via the pilots intercom.

4. Captian And First Officer take bets on who they think will reach the toilet first. The items on the cheese tray are generly used as stake.
5. The Captian turns off the seatbelt sign and the steward or stewardesses uses pilots intercom to commentate on the race.
6. The cheese is eaten by the winning better.

Stewards or Stewardesses: Captian, the seatbelt sign has been on for over an hour.

Captain: I know

Stewards or Stewardesses: Are we playing Passenger Derby?

Captain: Yes

Passenger Derby by Douglas Richardson February 6, 2012

passenger of shit 

the single most best music ever

"passenger of shit kicks ass"

passenger of shit by shit wanka February 16, 2018

Passenger's Ass

When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.

Person1: Can we take a pit stop?
Person2: Passenger's Ass?

Passenger's Ass by $e9a October 25, 2009

Dark Passenger 

The Dark Passenger is a concept that represents the demon inside that makes us do terrible things.

“I just know there's something dark in me. I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it. But it's there. Always. This ‘Dark Passenger.’ And when he's driving, I feel...alive. Half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him. I don't want to.” Dexter

Psychiatrist Carl Jung describes those aspects of the personality that we choose to reject and repress as the Shadow. He saw the psyche as something that could be divided into component parts which function like secondary selves that contribute to the whole. “No one can become conscious of the shadow without considerable moral effort. To become conscious of it involves recognizing the dark aspects of the personality as present and real.”

Have you ever said or done something really shitty, mostly on an impulse, that you later regretted? In this moment the lack of control you had betrays the existence of a different person lurking beneath.

The Dark Passenger can also refer to an addiction, such as for a drug, and other distinctive dark desires. If you give in, you're no longer driving behind your own actions, and your darker self does whatever it wants until you're left with only wreckage and aftermath.

See also: feeding the alligators

“The Dark Passenger has been with me ever since I can remember, pulling the strings, running the show, but as it turns out, I'm no puppet.”

Dark Passenger by Darkpool February 3, 2020