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Gash Stache

Gash Stache (def., noun): An artfully-manicured pubic adornment above a woman's vagina. This may include the Hitler, the popular landing strip, a classic inverted triangle, the suggestive "V", a 19th Century handlebar fuckstache, or a variety of fun shapes depending on the steady hand and precision grooming equipment. A clean shave is always welcome, but a fun little patch of fur above the V-zone can be a great touch. The Bin Laden beard however, is not.

~A sensational new word from AndyBones, aka PaulAllensCard- Lovingly tending to G-spots & clitoris (pl.-clitori?) since boot-cut jeans were in style~
A cute little "gash stache" is a nice change of pace between the bald weeks ladies, don't be a slave to the wax strip.
Gash Stache by PaulAllensCard November 22, 2016
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Gash Satchel

1. An annoying person

2. A bag for keeping the female genitalia in.
1. Sarah Jessica Parker is such a gash satchel

2. Sarah Jessica Parker is carrying a Gucci gash satchel
Vaginal secretion left on one's upper lip after performing the act of oral sex
Look at Toby's Gashtache! He must have been hunting beaver.
Gashtache by Barramundi13 June 30, 2016