A full-time badass. Only drives a Dodge since that’s what Chuck Norris drove. Pulls in bitches like trout in a river from that massive cock. Coolest motherfucker around and always at cookout after a high school football game on a Friday night. You’ll never see anyone like him in your lifetime. Life expectancy is about 26 because of an overdose of nicotine and alcohol.

Person 1: “Hey who’s that badass over there?”
Person 2: “He looks like a Garyn in that sweet ass Dodge.”
Person 1: “Damn right he does”

Garyn by cowboykiller556 October 16, 2019

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fred garvin

A male prostitute. Named after the character Dan Ackroyd played on SNL.

I can't believe mom picked up a Fred Garvin last night.

fred garvin by volume4 July 28, 2005

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garvin

an incredibly smart, funny and clever boy. he's always full of great ideas, he exceeds in anything

"omg! can you believe what he just did?"
"yup, that's garvin."

garvin by abcmnxyz August 8, 2018

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Gavyn Jr

Gavyn Jr was born in a van in the middle of a desert. His mother was a dinosaur and the father went to get milk and never returned, but scientist have proven that the father was heathen. So Cindy and Gavyn Jr set off on there journey to Arkansas, and then to Louisiana. To find Ga-vine and the seven dwarfs, but then they met a troll and she let Cindy play with her dino's named Velma and Bronci.

The retarded, nice, funny, mean,and stupidest dinosaur you will ever meet. Every dinosaur wants to be like him. Every girl dinosaur wants him to be her boyfriend. He is kinda mean but very nice all at the same time, everyone loves him. Also the son of Cindy!!!!!
dino 1: he's sooo hot
dino 2: I wanna be him
dino 3: Gavyn Jr is talking to another dinosaur

Gavyn Jr by Riley Retardium February 6, 2021

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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