garven

1)A person from Northwest Territories who leaves clothes behind when going on holidays.

2)A person who pretends to win the lottery and tells their friends they won to only tell them April fool's.

3)A person who writes false press releases only to have the company contact them over it.

You are such a garven for doing that.

by Bev-Northof60 November 8, 2006

garvens

Partially digested piece of shit or feces in which food particles are still identifiable and heterogeneous in nature.

I ate my dinner so fast that the next morning I pooped out a garvens and found corn in it.

by Andy and Gus January 29, 2008