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Garryn is a tall male who believes he is Batman and will say he is even when no one asks. He loves nature, swimming, and his cottage. He is 1/8 Hungarian but identifies himself as entirely Hungarian for some reason. Garryn has beautiful hair, and even though he likes the electrocuted look, he will still look great bald. He is very compassionate towards people he loves and towards nature even more. Garryn is hot, resourceful, and likes cars and aviation. He is musically talented. Garryn does not like change, and worries about sounding stupid. Mike Mensler is his favorite body builder. He is an old man in a young man's body. Most importantly, Garryn is amazing and loving.
Ella: garryn is my favorite person ever!
Garryn by toomucheffort12345 June 30, 2023
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The man with the biggest dick in the room, but dosent show it. The silent alpha.
Ayo if Garryn aint at the party i aint coming lmao.
Garryn by Derick688 November 22, 2021
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Garry Kasparov 

The greatest chess player of all time.
He is of Armenian descent.
Bob: Damn, I again lost this chess match against Jack.
Steven: Yeah, he is such a Garry Kasparov.

Garry's Mod 

Pls send help someone kidnapped me on garry's mod
Garry's Mod by XintexGames June 27, 2021

Garry's Law 

"When you tell people your goals you don’t achieve them." - Garry Newman.

Since I'm unable to post a link to his blog I will quote him:
I’ve made this point before, years and years ago. But I couldn’t find where I wrote it. So here it is again.

There’s a lot of reasons you shouldn’t tell people your idea. They might not like it. They might like it and steal it. They might convince you it’s a bad idea. They might convince you to change it into something else.

The biggest reason to keep your goal a secret is that once you start talking about something you’re going to do you don’t have to do it. In your mind you will have already done it. Their positive reaction to your idea is the reward. Actually doing the work seems stupid at that point. There’s no big prize at the end of actually doing it because it’ll be exactly what everyone expected. Which means you probably won’t do it.

And then it reflects badly on you. Next time you have an idea people will be slightly less enthusiastic because none of you ideas ever turn into anything. They’re just ideas.

Much better to get your head down and then show them your idea. More work for a bigger pay off.

After his blogpost, his community called 'Facepunch' decided to call this principle "Garry's Law".
Notch: Hey guys, look what we're working on!
*Notch shows 0X10C*

- A while later -

Notch: Nah imma quit dis.
Public audience: ERMAHGERD, GARRY'S LAW!!!!1!!!!!111!!one!!!!!
Garry's Law by Zerfox September 18, 2013

garrencism 

excessive interest in or admiration of garren lake
Ash: Oh my God, I love Garren Lake! Where do I sign to give him my heart after I die? He is so baby, I love him!
Person: Shut up Ash! I hate you and your garrencism.
garrencism by juuliasucks March 15, 2019