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A full-time badass. Only drives a Dodge since that’s what Chuck Norris drove. Pulls in bitches like trout in a river from that massive cock. Coolest motherfucker around and always at cookout after a high school football game on a Friday night. You’ll never see anyone like him in your lifetime. Life expectancy is about 26 because of an overdose of nicotine and alcohol.
Person 1: “Hey who’s that badass over there?”
Person 2: “He looks like a Garyn in that sweet ass Dodge.”
Person 1: “Damn right he does”
Garyn by cowboykiller556 October 16, 2019
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A badass motherfucker who drives a dodge neon and has the smallest dick anybody could ever see but he’s still cool though. Will probably die in his mid 20s because of nicotine overdose.
Person 1: who’s that, and why is he driving so fast?
Person 2: Oh that’s just garyn he drives like that all the time because he likes the noises his car makes
garyn by Ripken232 September 4, 2019
Not a real name, a misspelling of the name Grant
Gigguks name can't be Garnt, you obviously mean Grant
Garnt by Anonymous_Degenerate April 14, 2021
Garance, a french piece of baguette, she will be the funniest, chillest, coolest, prettiest, hottest, sexiest, cutest out of all the girls within a 20,000km radius, if you got one of these all your acquaintances will be extremely jealous.
Damn, look at that 10/10 Garance piece of ass, id tap
Garance by datTOPASSmaterial September 2, 2013

Lemon Garnish 

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
Lemon Garnish by MooHen July 8, 2017

La Garnacha 

I think its time to douche la garnacha I can smell it from across the room.
La Garnacha by d.t.v. October 24, 2019
1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom
"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"
Garnet by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016