A full-time badass. Only drives a Dodge since that’s what Chuck Norris drove. Pulls in bitches like trout in a river from that massive cock. Coolest motherfucker around and always at cookout after a high school football game on a Friday night. You’ll never see anyone like him in your lifetime. Life expectancy is about 26 because of an overdose of nicotine and alcohol.
Person 1: “Hey who’s that badass over there?”
Person 2: “He looks like a Garyn in that sweet ass Dodge.”
Person 1: “Damn right he does”
Person 2: “He looks like a Garyn in that sweet ass Dodge.”
Person 1: “Damn right he does”
by cowboykiller556 October 17, 2019
A badass motherfucker who drives a dodge neon and has the smallest dick anybody could ever see but he’s still cool though. Will probably die in his mid 20s because of nicotine overdose.
Person 1: who’s that, and why is he driving so fast?
Person 2: Oh that’s just garyn he drives like that all the time because he likes the noises his car makes
Person 2: Oh that’s just garyn he drives like that all the time because he likes the noises his car makes
by Ripken232 September 5, 2019