garrad

The dumbest motherfucker in the whole land

the garrad was really dumb and asks "do we write it on paper?''

by garrad's mom April 3, 2018

Garrad

commonly known as a huge douche bag that rides a broom to attract females attention.

look at garrad riding that broom

by jimmy bob thorton December 30, 2009

Garrad

A dirty nonce that brags about raping people.

I hate Garrads, they're so fucking dirty.

by NorthHertsConstabulary April 28, 2019

aidan garrard

Green-loving, plaid-obsessed little turtle duck. Sent from the Gods themselves. A total bb. And a vegan! What a saint!

I love your green, plaid shirt! You're so Aidan Garrard!

by lambs69 April 20, 2018

Garmadon

LEGIT ONE OF THE BEST MOTHER FUCKERS OF THE LEGO UNIVERSE HE WILL DIE FOR HIS SON LEGIT

Hey Garmadon how ya doin

by Songbird6768 July 9, 2018

Garratt

The word refers to a penis below the length of three inches,common in people who have a significant body mass, usually shriveled and infertile.

fuck man, i was diagnosed with a garratt yesterday.

by Shit white air forces January 5, 2019

Garratied

When you go out for a drink and your friends encourage you to drink a much higher amount of alcohol than you ever would have.

I was only going for one, then Tess turned up and bought another, before I knew it I was absolutely garratied.

by SilentFox18 June 5, 2018