garch 

garch ghahrch - v. 1. To tack something on to the end of a speech in order to make it seem better.

2. To staple something to one's face, usually tuna. 

Coined by wheezywaiter, defined by nerothewizard

1 "His horrible wedding toast only became worse when he garched some quip about finding five dollars."

2 "I garched a whole can of chunk light, and minutes later I was surrounded by angry cats."

garch by Frudly May 19, 2010

garch 

Describes the perineum, or muscle and tissue between the sex organ and the anus. Also known as the taint.

"The dog is snargling her "garch" ,again"

garch by Hesty Heffew May 25, 2006

garch 

Oligarch, pejorative

Donald Trump isn't a garch... he's a tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon that's puppeted by garchs.

garch by Mac Ronym April 23, 2018

garch 

A word my friend Chaelon made up. It is somewhat self-descriptive I think. It means "bad", "ugly", "unpleasant", "gross"

If describing someones hair, the conjugation is "lanch"

"Damn, that dudes acne was really garch!"

"This 3 day old pizza is getting really garch"

"I forgot to comb my hair today and it is looking rather lanch"

garch by BEB July 2, 2004

Garch 

Combination of the words "guy" and "arch". The word can be used to describe a male person's back arch during sex.

"His garch was exceptional. He put the other guys to shame."

Garch by Robustandcrusty January 30, 2024

Pulling a Garch 

Interrupting a conversation to make a point that is either wildly misguided, completely off-topic, or factually incorrect because you think that you read or heard it somewhere.

Teacher: Let's take a look at this graph that looks like Mickey Mouse
Matthew: Is that a Fourier transformation? A Fourier transform can draw any image using just rotating circ--
Teacher: No. It's a graph that looks like Mickey Mouse.
Warren: Matthew always be pulling a Garch like that.

Pulling a Garch by Sanjobanjo November 2, 2020

gachikoi 

Literally "serious(ly in) love".

Term commonly used by fans of japanese idols to refer to other fans that are actually in love with the idol they support.

"I truly think Sasaki Kumi and I would make a good couple" "holy shit! you're gachikoi, aren't you?"

gachikoi by kik1782678176 December 24, 2020