garch ghahrch - v. 1. To tack something on to the end of a speech in order to make it seem better.
2. To staple something to one's face, usually tuna.
Coined by wheezywaiter, defined by nerothewizard
2. To staple something to one's face, usually tuna.
Coined by wheezywaiter, defined by nerothewizard
1 "His horrible wedding toast only became worse when he garched some quip about finding five dollars."
2 "I garched a whole can of chunk light, and minutes later I was surrounded by angry cats."
2 "I garched a whole can of chunk light, and minutes later I was surrounded by angry cats."
by Frudly May 19, 2010