Definitions by Sanjobanjo

On Nicki

Like the phrase “on god” but way more powerful as you are swearing on Nicki Minaj.

Homie 1: I love you bro
Homie 2: On Nicki, I’d die for you bro
Homie 1: Oshit On Nicki?
Homie 2: On Nicki bro, fr

On Nicki by Sanjobanjo November 21, 2020

Pulling a Garch 

Interrupting a conversation to make a point that is either wildly misguided, completely off-topic, or factually incorrect because you think that you read or heard it somewhere.

Teacher: Let's take a look at this graph that looks like Mickey Mouse
Matthew: Is that a Fourier transformation? A Fourier transform can draw any image using just rotating circ--
Teacher: No. It's a graph that looks like Mickey Mouse.
Warren: Matthew always be pulling a Garch like that.

Pulling a Garch by Sanjobanjo November 2, 2020

Mish 

One of the highest praise something can be given. Mish is the superior combination of the word fish and the word milk.

1: Mish of or relating to a object/thing
Ada: *sends ultra-instinct shaggy meme*
Aidan: Mish meme
Ada: :)

2: of or relating to a person
Whoever is drinking out of this mug is mish

Mish by Sanjobanjo October 24, 2020

Filk

One of the highest disrespect something or someone can be given. Filk is the inferior combination of the word fish and the word milk.

1. of or relating to an object/thing
Aidan: *sends dumb meme*
Ada: ewwww filk
Aidan: :(

2. Of or relating to a person

Anyone who doesn’t like Yung Gravy is filk

Filk by Sanjobanjo October 24, 2020

Type shit

A phrase my friends say in snapchats but use incorrectly.

Jasmine and Mia: Type Shittttt
Me: that’s not how it works you don’t just say type shit. You have to say something before it like “hamburger type”—
Jasmine and Mia: TYPE SHIT!!!!

Type shit by Sanjobanjo December 21, 2019

Opposite Day 

When it’s like how it is, but opposite.

Aviel: *hitting Ethan with a belt*
Ethan: *blindfolded*
Matthew: It’s like Opposite Day!

Opposite Day by Sanjobanjo August 4, 2019