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In Argentina, someone who is hippocrite , fake, traitor, or similar.
It's usually used as an insult to an unknown or when you are dissapointed by someones behaviour.
- ¡Es un garca! El sabia que Mili me gustaba y la besó igual.
- ¡He is a garca! He knew I like Mili and kissed her anyway.

-Mary iba a hacer el proyecto conmigo pero cambió de opinión cuando alguien que es mejor estudiante que yo apareció. Es tan garca, la odio.
-Mary was going to do the project with me but she change her mind when someone who's better student than me showed him face. She is so garca, I hate her.
Garca by Carboeiro January 11, 2018
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Negro Garca 

Negro Garca is a big black man with a fat juicy cock whos power is so strong it could break universes. negro garca was birn in the fields with his brother homo garca and he also has a fat fat juicy cock.

Homo Garca 

Homo garca also knows as negro garca's brother is also a man with a fat juicy cock which he can expand and minimize at will homo garca's penis is so strong it can do anything it wants he also has the ability to cover himself in sperm which can't be penetrated homo Garca has no limits neither does his penis you can not be beat homo Garca unless you are gay, homo Garca will always he stronger faster smarter and have a bigger penis than anyone else ever.
Homo garca fucks 2000 men every day

Homo Garca 

Homo Garca,Known as Negro Garca brother is a man who can extend and shrink his penis to whatever size he desires he is boundless and has sex with 2000 men every day he will always be faster smarter and stronger and you can't beat him unless you are gay, he also covers himself in cum which can't not be destroyed no matter what
Homo garca is so FUCKING gay
Garance, a french piece of baguette, she will be the funniest, chillest, coolest, prettiest, hottest, sexiest, cutest out of all the girls within a 20,000km radius, if you got one of these all your acquaintances will be extremely jealous.
Damn, look at that 10/10 Garance piece of ass, id tap
Garance by datTOPASSmaterial September 2, 2013

I'll be in the garage. 

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.
Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.

garage doors 

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.
"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s