Garbanzo 

Means something is garbage, or worthless, or pathetic...

See John Vespa

That was absolutely garbanzo, dont ever say it again!

Garbanzo by Stathi August 8, 2004

garbanzo 

A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.

Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo.
Michael: Yeah bro, you were trash out there.

garbanzo by Stupid Freshman Club November 10, 2018

garbanzo bean 

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.

This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.

garbanzo bean by Lady Chevalier May 29, 2005

Garbanzo beans 

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.

Garbanzo beans by Trentset May 29, 2008

Garbanzogasm 

A festival of chickpeas.

The garbanzogasm tonight will definitly cause a few rachel and sam orgasms. I'll bring the hummus!

Garbanzogasm by Sam and Rachel December 24, 2008

garbanzo beaner 

a person who is white or obviously not a beaner tries to act as such

that white person is posing as a gangster (meaning a "cool" mexican) he is a garbanzo beaner

garbanzo beaner by AntiConnor January 13, 2008

dirty garbanzo bean 

a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice

Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants

dirty garbanzo bean by Nandy143 February 11, 2008