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Garbache by Correctomento February 10, 2013
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Gunk Gorbachev 

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.
Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker
Gunk Gorbachev by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021

Bloody Gorbachev 

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.
Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.
Bloody Gorbachev by BenKerr October 17, 2003

Gorbachev 

Mikhail Gorbachev was the leader of the Soviet Union from 1985 to 1991. As General Secretary, he introduced wide-ranging reforms (glasnost and perestroika) which inadvertantly caused the collapse of communism in the USSR and Eastern Europe. Gorbachev resigned when the USSR was officially dissolved in late 1991.
"I like Mr. Gorbachev, we can do business together." - Margaret Thatcher
Gorbachev by scenester December 25, 2005

Gorbachev 

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.
Gorbachev by starky August 18, 2008

Gorbachev Royale

Refers to the mark left when someone with a prince albert slaps another person, usually during the act of fellation, on the forehead.
I was giving Rob the best blowjob of his life last night but he got a little too into it and gave me this gorbachev royale.
Gorbachev Royale by XFocus May 7, 2009

Reverse Gorbachev

The “Reverse Gorbachev” is a facial ejaculate anywhere above the eyebrows on a bald Sinéad O’Connor / G.I. Jane type female.
After the Energy Commission show this bald chick was giving me a B.J. then I finished off by giving her a Reverse Gorbachev!
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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