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Garbache

Terrible product, designed to rip off a unsuspecting person from their hard earned money.
Garbache
Hot Garbage
Worthless material
Terrible Product
Satan
by Correctomento February 10, 2013
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Gunk Gorbachev

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.
Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker
by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021
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Bloody Gorbachev

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.
Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.
by BenKerr October 17, 2003
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Gorbachev

Mikhail Gorbachev was the leader of the Soviet Union from 1985 to 1991. As General Secretary, he introduced wide-ranging reforms (glasnost and perestroika) which inadvertantly caused the collapse of communism in the USSR and Eastern Europe. Gorbachev resigned when the USSR was officially dissolved in late 1991.
"I like Mr. Gorbachev, we can do business together." - Margaret Thatcher
by scenester December 25, 2005
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Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.
by starky August 18, 2008
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Gorbachev Royale

Refers to the mark left when someone with a prince albert slaps another person, usually during the act of fellation, on the forehead.
I was giving Rob the best blowjob of his life last night but he got a little too into it and gave me this gorbachev royale.
by XFocus May 7, 2009
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Reverse Gorbachev

The “Reverse Gorbachev” is a facial ejaculate anywhere above the eyebrows on a bald Sinéad O’Connor / G.I. Jane type female.
After the Energy Commission show this bald chick was giving me a B.J. then I finished off by giving her a Reverse Gorbachev!
by Jay from The Energy Commission November 22, 2011
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