Garbahey 

A cool asexual and definitely funny (don't fact check that) fan artist online who can't stop tweeting about being gay despite never getting any interactions.

Lord_Sealy: have you heard of my malewife, Garbahey?
Garbahey: Sealy, I literally am your malewife...
Lord_Sealy: I know.

Garbahey by Garbahey August 23, 2021

garbagey 

Adjective - emitting a foul odor similar to garbage or a generally unappealing thing. Like garbage.

I haven't worked out in a week and, as a result, I feel garbagey.

garbagey by lindsayblogs June 1, 2012