Gape Grapes

Gape Grapes are hemorrhoids that fall out of someones gaping butthole when they get penetrated hard enough

"I boned this chick in the a** last night and when I pulled out, gape grapes fell out. I didn't even know she had hemorrhoids."

Gape Grapes by BENJURMIND March 3, 2022

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grape gape

The name is based off of a cartoon from the past and it was called Grape Ape. He was a huge purple gorilla. Now for the definition. The balloon knot is normally a 'purple-ish' color (grape) and when you pull out of the ass, the sphincter can stay open for a brief period with the approximate girth of the intruder that was recently there (gape). In texting, this can be visualized by: ( O )

During an amazing cornholing with a hooker, I pulled out and took a look at her butt hole and saw a grape gape that seemed to be screaming.

grape gape by jkcii63 September 30, 2009

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grape gape

when you stretch out you "gape" your ladies ass, stick your "grapes" in there, then screw her while politely asking her to cough or clench her distended anus to massage your testicles. also appilcable to men or animals that understand you.

"hey jim, what did you do last night?"
"You're mom! I have her a grape gape!"
"Dude she's 80!"

grape gape by dhunter May 18, 2010

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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