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Gamer Dementia

Coined by Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, it refers to when a video game makes you feel insane because something which you've done/seen before is now suddenly completely dfferent, or no longer works for seemingly no reason.
Jack: So how was Sonic Heros?
Ronald: God, so mixed, it was giving me serious Gamer Dementia!

Jill: Did you get through Hellgate London at all?
Steve: Fuck no, it seemed like I was going insane, stuff was randomly changing!
Jill: Sounds like it was giving you a real case of Gamer Dementia!
Gamer Dementia by basicallyHal October 30, 2020

Gamer Dent 

When u got an indent in ya head from ur gaming headset. Usually occurs after an intense gaming session. Conditions may vary in size depending on how much of a dedicated gamer the individual truly is.
Aye Owlahs why u jus pull up and ain’t brush the gamer dent out ur hair before class?
Gamer Dent by Entai December 1, 2018

Gamer day 

from when you wake up to when you go to bed
my gamer day is 3 of your days
Gamer day by fuzzy911rs April 9, 2009

Gamer duck bath water 

Gamer duck bath water: Inspired by "Gamer Girl" bath water.
When your name is Laziness:" I want gamer duck bath water."

Gamer dick 

When you have been gaming for so long and haven’t showered so your dick gets covered in a layer of grease preventing you from jerking off since you can’t get a grip
Bro after that WOW session I got gamer dick
Gamer dick by Gamer dick October 17, 2020

Gamer Diet 

How some gamers stay thin.
Consists of playing games until one develops the shakes. then getting up grabbing enough food to allow you to continue playing and heading back to the game.
Said gamer usually only consumes food once per day on this diet.
dude did you hear jake lost 15 pounds last week on the gamer diet!
Gamer Diet by that guy that games December 24, 2010