Galanter 1.- A type of severe constipation or colo-rectal blockage that requires manual extraction under anesthesa. Which includes the scope of FRB (foriegn rectal bodies) extractions also performed under anesthesa often called Gaylenter's.
Gaylanter 2. (var.) Used specifically to denote a foriegn rectal body not limited to homosexual activity.
1. It was hard getting through this last Galanter, but I will continue my low carb cheese diet, and troop forward.
2. The male patient was suffering during recovery from the removal of a severe Gaylanter after pleasuring himself with a shampoo bottle he lost and was unable to recover from his rectal cavity.
Someone who dates people under the pretense of being single. Especially applies when they do it on organised dating circuits, such as speed dating.
Etymology: I think I just made it up, in context, maybe because it sounds a bit like philanderer and maybe scallywag, but neither of those words came into my mind.
Kyla: Got my hands full with these guys I'm dating. I am reducing it down to the one guy who is indeed single.
me: What? You mean the others were masquerading galafanders?