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Gajoobie 

The science of developing an invincible and tireless love muscle. This form of yoga requires that the adept supports his entire body with his erect penis. Lying face down, the yogi springs full wood thrusting his body upward into the air. Experienced gajoobie yogis are capable of remaining suspended on their trembling members for hours on end. Some will spin around in a dervish-like revery of penile ecstasy.
I have been practicing gajoobie for 12 years, my penis has developed astounding strength.
Gajoobie by Gajoobie Joe July 5, 2012
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Gajoobie 

Gajoobie is the goods mans. If you got the gajoobie in the do, that's the goods.
Gajoobie machine. I made a stand, put out my hand, and the gajoobie, was in the do.
Gajoobie by Stazn March 20, 2004
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1) the muscles that flex in the back of your head when you laugh.
2) uncontrollable laughter caused by a nice fatty boombatty blunt.
(guy 1): yo man i'm feelin it.
(guy 2): yo man... me too.
(guy 1): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA.
(guy 2): yo this nigga guy 1 got the ganoobies.
ganoobies by waudi c. wilkins August 5, 2003

Gazoobie 

a word that's just plane amazingcan stand for anything
dude I like could totally do an Olly off that Gazoobie.
Gazoobie by [teambadguy1] March 8, 2009
also, gannobied or ganoobified.
the state of being high and laughing uncontrolably.
"I smoked so much weed last nite that i had the ganoobies!
" You are hella ganoobied, man!"
"Let's go get ganoobified!"
ganoobies by jizosh420 March 30, 2004

Ganoobie 

1. The first person that laughs uncontrollably amongst friends when toking on the peace pipe. 2. An alternative band that when listened to high will chill you the fuck out and then give you the ganoobies. 3. A fun word to say in various speeds and accents.
1. Yo Marco, calm down ... your laugh sounds like a constipated hyena. Your such a Ganoobie. 2. I love this song from Ganoobie. 3. Gaaanooooobbbiiieee, Ganoobie, Gaaannnnnnnoooooooooobbbbbbbiiiiiieeeee.
Ganoobie by Wilhelm Yell June 13, 2018

galoobie 

an awkward kiss or make-out session usually involving a jew or member of jewish descent
Ishmael got a galoobie this weekend!
galoobie by texastemple March 11, 2010
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