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Gage Harman 

Gage is NOT a weeb and is a known victim of cyberbullying, Sheryl. He is incredibly fun to be around and has an enormous penis and 10 girlfriends who go to a different school. He is cool, popular, and sunglasses, and his voice is masculine and sensual.
"Wow, is that Gage Harman? I hear he's totally sunglasses."
"Omg I think it is! I wish I could be with him, but he only thinks of me as a mom."
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Gage Harman 

Gage is a SUPER weeb who skates too much and is prob an e-boy. His Bi-con is David Bowie and he whines like a little shenk.
Omigod, Gage Harman is a nasty little weeaboo with a baby voice.

Gage Wild Harman

A god, a man of the biggest ween size, the thiccist damn boi youll ever meet
"Gage Wild Harman sure does have the big ween, amiright?"
"No"

Gage Wild Harman

The weebyest weeb of them all. He says that everyone else is a weeb but really, he is the weebyest. He is a little shenk who can't keep his retarted thoughts about ladies to himself. He has a new waifu every day. Gage. Wild. Harmen! You just got caught! We all know your waifu is Window Man Senpai!

Gage wild harmen is a weeb. Weebs are Gage.
Gage Wild Harman is a guy who is a weeb. He has a pet shenk. He is a david bowie fan and wishes everyone was a weeb
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022