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Gage Harman 

Gage is NOT a weeb and is a known victim of cyberbullying, Sheryl. He is incredibly fun to be around and has an enormous penis and 10 girlfriends who go to a different school. He is cool, popular, and sunglasses, and his voice is masculine and sensual.
"Wow, is that Gage Harman? I hear he's totally sunglasses."
"Omg I think it is! I wish I could be with him, but he only thinks of me as a mom."
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Gage Harman 

Gage is a SUPER weeb who skates too much and is prob an e-boy. His Bi-con is David Bowie and he whines like a little shenk.
Omigod, Gage Harman is a nasty little weeaboo with a baby voice.

Gage Wild Harman

A god, a man of the biggest ween size, the thiccist damn boi youll ever meet
"Gage Wild Harman sure does have the big ween, amiright?"
"No"

Gage Wild Harman

The weebyest weeb of them all. He says that everyone else is a weeb but really, he is the weebyest. He is a little shenk who can't keep his retarted thoughts about ladies to himself. He has a new waifu every day. Gage. Wild. Harmen! You just got caught! We all know your waifu is Window Man Senpai!

Gage wild harmen is a weeb. Weebs are Gage.
Gage Wild Harman is a guy who is a weeb. He has a pet shenk. He is a david bowie fan and wishes everyone was a weeb

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026