A person of mixed Polish and Italian decent, usually having an Italian father and Polish mother. They normally have brown wavy hair which is always gelled, thick eyebrows that must be groomed until the age of 45, light olive skin, big thumbs and toes, and very hairy arms and legs. Although mixed themselves, they are just as racist as a full-blooded Pole or Italian and mostly identify with other Guidaks, Russians, Greeks, and yes, African Americans, even though their full-blooded grandparents can't stand them. They are one of the most hard-headed nationalities around that will argue something to the point that you no longer even care what the issue is. A large population of them exist in LoveJoy, South Buffalo NY. Don't blast rap in these neighborhoods if you're driving through; even though the kids don't mind, their parents are all oldschool.
That guidak hooted and hollared til he was blue in the face, so I said alright, I'll make the pierogis with meat sauce instead.
by Maddmann Marius July 7, 2009
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by G_Ranger January 3, 2020
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A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.
burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."
by securson March 24, 2004
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by Spic Dickuloid November 27, 2018
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A female guido. Their appearance is the best indicator of a guida. She will be a girl who wears flashy, tight, clothes that may be designer, but often these clothes can be purchased at a Wet Seal or Forever 21. Often these girls prefer the "scrunched" look for their hair where by it looks wet and wavy but actually it is dry and hard. They do wear flashy jewelery as well, often a pair of fake diamond earrings, a cross, and sometimes, sunglasses that obnoixously displays the designers name on the sides with small crystals. These girls may consider themselves fashionable and well kept. The prefer the term "Italian Princess" or sometimes "Mafia Princess" rather than guida or "jersey shore girl." These girls are high matinenence, loud, with a particularly low IQ, which is why they put the most efforts on their looks. Generally, these girls are attracted to guidos and men who have money to spend on D&G sunglasses and Juicy Couture clothing.
Canadian tuxedo, bebe Crystal labeled shirt, Dior Bedazzled sunglasses, heels and crunchy hair = guida.
by SamanthaKnows February 18, 2008
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by Free as a bird February 9, 2010
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