grunch

A grunch is a mythical monster that lives in the New Orleaans East area. It preys on animals and sometimes kids.

My dog got out into the swamp, and was eaten by a grunch.

by Cranberry Bob December 2, 2019

Grunch

A bunch of grapes. Usually referring to an amount of grapes greater than six.

Sally ate the entire grunch in one minute

He plucked each grape off of the grunch until only the stem was left.

by Rohinidinibonanafofanafiniwein October 10, 2017

grunch

To reply to an original post on a web forum without first reading the other replies.

Grunch... I haven't read any of the other replies to your post, but I think you should do XYZ.

by AlonT January 12, 2009

Grunch

Dirty ass bitch,thot, or slut that has stank pussy that smells like garbage juice. Stay away from her breath it might take off your eyebrows. Consider her as a hideous animal.

Bro I just saw a grunch. I had to run away fast from her smell.

by Big boo19$$ March 27, 2015

grunch

The sensation a woman has when she was for a time free of conscious awareness of the male gaze and did not feel othered, but is then reminded in some way that she is a woman first and a geek, colleague, or writer, etc a distant second. That is, being grunched is the sensation of being firmly and unexpectedly othered.

There it was, the sickening grunch as I landed involuntarily back in my body- and not my entire body either, but specific parts of it.

by sigflup October 26, 2010

grunch

to punch in the grundle

instead of kicking him in the nuts, go grunch that mo fo!

by mastergruncher licker December 8, 2010

grunch

Gross Universal Cash Heist (R. Buckminster Fuller book)

The grunch of gaints are taking your money all the time

by satans' November 4, 2010