greeted

as baked as Ngreet when he’s fully squeaked.

Yo I’m fuckin greeted right now

by yeahgan December 4, 2017

greeted

High on weed; called 'greeted' cause the word 'hi' is a greeting.

"Man, you greeted ain't you?"

by M. F. June 21, 2006

GREETED DPT

A GREETED DPT is a LITERALL god, a god of having the best comedic timing. He may not seem like much but he is in deed very epic. GREETED DPT was inspired by his very gay parents Ajkilla and Greeted door

Hahaha that's almost like something GREETED DPT would say

by GREETED DPT December 4, 2019

Greeted Spoon

Extremely gay guy, can't play cod for anything. E also has a hard time creating a cod team

Greeted Spoon is bad at COD

by NortherNGaming September 7, 2016

Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”

Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.

by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023

Draymond Greened

To be kicked in the testicles.

Draymond Green Draymoned Greened Draymond Green warriors golden state dirty cheap cheat cheater cheap balls testicles

Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!

That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!

I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .

I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.

How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.

by Heysloth June 20, 2016

JTV Greeter

The term is used to describe someone on JTV who suck admins cocks for a badge.

Hi, i'm a JTV greeter and i'm better than everyone else in this chatroom because i have a badge next to my name'' ''... what a prick

by JTVgreetersaretwats August 4, 2010