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GREETED DPT
A GREETED DPT is a LITERALL god, a god of having the best comedic timing. He may not seem like much but he is in deed very epic. GREETED DPT was inspired by his very gay parents Ajkilla and Greeted door
GREETED DPT by GREETED DPT December 4, 2019
Greeted Spoon
Greeted Spoon by NortherNGaming September 7, 2016
Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed
The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”
A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”
A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Draymond Greened
To be kicked in the testicles.
Draymond Green Draymoned Greened Draymond Green warriors golden state dirty cheap cheat cheater cheap balls testicles
Draymond Green Draymoned Greened Draymond Green warriors golden state dirty cheap cheat cheater cheap balls testicles
Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!
That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!
I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .
I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.
How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.
That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!
I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .
I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.
How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.
Draymond Greened by Heysloth June 20, 2016
JTV Greeter
Hi, i'm a JTV greeter and i'm better than everyone else in this chatroom because i have a badge next to my name'' ''... what a prick
JTV Greeter by JTVgreetersaretwats August 4, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."