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as baked as Ngreet when he’s fully squeaked.
Yo I’m fuckin greeted right now
greeted by yeahgan December 4, 2017
Words you can keep
High on weed; called 'greeted' cause the word 'hi' is a greeting.
"Man, you greeted ain't you?"
greeted by M. F. June 21, 2006

GREETED DPT 

A GREETED DPT is a LITERALL god, a god of having the best comedic timing. He may not seem like much but he is in deed very epic. GREETED DPT was inspired by his very gay parents Ajkilla and Greeted door
Hahaha that's almost like something GREETED DPT would say
GREETED DPT by GREETED DPT December 4, 2019

Greeted Spoon 

Extremely gay guy, can't play cod for anything. E also has a hard time creating a cod team
Greeted Spoon is bad at COD
Greeted Spoon by NortherNGaming September 7, 2016

Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed 

The word/phrase:
Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.

Draymond Greened 

To be kicked in the testicles.

Draymond Green Draymoned Greened Draymond Green warriors golden state dirty cheap cheat cheater cheap balls testicles
Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!

That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!

I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .

I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.

How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.
Draymond Greened by Heysloth June 20, 2016

JTV Greeter 

The term is used to describe someone on JTV who suck admins cocks for a badge.
Hi, i'm a JTV greeter and i'm better than everyone else in this chatroom because i have a badge next to my name'' ''... what a prick
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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