Grandmama

The overlord of all grandmas. She is more powerful than all the grandmas combined and controls them as her slaves. Her purpose in life is to make children under 10 years old happy with their life until they realize that grandma will die one day.

Edna (Grandma): Wow Janice, I saw your Facebook feed. Your grandchildren are getting quite plump. Did grandmama ask you to make all those cookies?

Janice (Also grandma): That's right! If you look at the walls, you can see all the scarves I've been asked to knit together for them.

by TimTheTurtle May 31, 2018

Grandmama

Grandmama is used for people who are wayyyy to posh

Friend: my grandmama is coming over for tea tonight

You: damn man your so posh

by Urmummm123 December 30, 2021

Grandmama

The Grandmother to the Mother of an individual.

My Grandmama was the Mona Lisa.

by CrabbyChicken April 20, 2022

great grandmama lelala

A woman that is old and decrepit and is funny

She is my great grandmama lelala

by Kiss101 May 23, 2021

great grandmama lelala

An old woman who is decrepit and funny

She is my great grandmama lelala

by Kiss101 May 23, 2021

classy grandma

Used to keep conversation and comments appropriate. If you wouldn't say it in front of my classy grandma, you shouldn't say it at all.

STUDENT: "This assignment is bullshit."
TEACHER: "Let's keep it classy grandma, kids."

by Dizzy Mendoza May 20, 2016

Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.

Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020