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Goey Goblin 

This little known technique occurs when two men of homosexual orientation are lying together in bed. One ejaculates into his hand and rubs it on his erection. He then procedes to savagly penetrate his sleeping partner's unsuspecting anus with strong, malicious strokes.
Bob, in deep slumber, was rudely awoken by sharp pains in his quivering bunghole, and he realized that James had once again slipped him a Goey Goblin.
Goey Goblin by Erb September 25, 2005

goey slug 

" I goey slugged her bro"
goey slug by Kodzoner July 31, 2017

Goey Vuitton 

When you blow a load in your mr happy sock and slip it in your gf's handbag still goey AF for a nice surprise..
My mrs wont put out so i gave her handbag a goey Vuitton
Goey Vuitton by Bukkakehunter April 16, 2017

Goey Queen 

A queen that gets stuff done and doesn’t carewhat other people think
Omg! Wow she must be a goey queen
Goey Queen by Agoeyqueen January 25, 2019
kicks bags and bags of goals. Doesn't take anyone's shit. Nearly a 2018 Grand Final hero.
in todays game i nearly went full Jordan De Goey.
De Goey by TrimmazDaEsh November 7, 2018

Give Joey a Goey

Give Joey a Goey (pronounced Go-eeee)
A general statement of support for the struggling little man.
Someone who is down on his luck and requires a break or change of luck in his or her life.
Particular applicable to the blue collar working man/women. Seems to be especially prevalent in the plumbing trade.
Application:
Person 1: `The poor guy crashes his car the same day he finds out that his wife is leaving him for another women`
Person 2: `Geeeee that’s tough, someone should really Give Joey a Goey`

Note: Goey may in certain cases be substituted with the verb `Blowy` or `Goby` meaning the guy (usually) down on his luck should be given fellatio to make him feel better and this would hopefully become a catalyst moment to turn his luck around.

Application:
Person1: ‘ My husband’s had a really rough day at work, he’s had all sorts of issues with his boss lately and thinks he is going to be fired`

Person 2: ‘ Well maybe you should give Joey a Blowy (or Goby) to cheer him up `
Give Joey a Goey by TimmyTurtles November 11, 2011