Guy #1: Hey, are you going to Heidi's?
Guy #2: Dude, it's 12 am! I'm not going to H-
Guy #1: BUT WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE DEEZ NUTS??????????

HA! GOTEEM!!!

2. Hey man, you got some-
Guy #1: GOTEEM!!!
Guy #2: Seriously!!! Stop doing that!!!

GOTEEM!!! by 100ec December 31, 2015

That’s a Goteem

This is when someone has just said something stupid and embarrassed themselves or has said something wrong and got corrected

GUY 1:Hey dude isn’t 1+1=2
GUY 2:No man it’s 2. That’s a goteem

That’s a Goteem by TheBossCorb November 6, 2017

gottem

An exclamation used when someone has been roasted or otherwise beaten.

Often used ironically to show that you're joking

"what is ligma"

Ligma balls gottem"

gottem by Phoenix Fire 18 December 16, 2018

Gotem

-an expression when you physically have possession of

-expression when you successfully prank someone
-expression when you win at a game or activity

person 1: Something came in the mail today
Person 2: What?
Person 1: These NUTS! Haaa! Gotem!

Gotem by Global1996 April 28, 2015

Gotemesium³

Gotemesium³(GD) Pure element extracted from a got'em. When unstable, Gotemesium³ can incite riots between niggers. When handled incorrectly, it can backfire and cause you to suffer from severe got'em trauma.
Side effects include:
Suicidal Tendencies
Saltiness
Strep Throat or Dry throat
Hush mode
Crying
Third degree burns

I'm sensing a strong concentration of Gotemesium³ from that got'em.
Be Careful how you handle that Gotemsium³

Gotemesium³ by Oh don't do it August 14, 2016

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026