GOTEEM!!!

1. The continuation of "DEEZ NUTS! HA!" or a deez nuts joke.

2. Something really stupid to say.

Guy #1: Hey, are you going to Heidi's?
Guy #2: Dude, it's 12 am! I'm not going to H-
Guy #1: BUT WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE DEEZ NUTS??????????

HA! GOTEEM!!!

2. Hey man, you got some-
Guy #1: GOTEEM!!!
Guy #2: Seriously!!! Stop doing that!!!

by 100ec December 31, 2015

Goteem

When prank, joke or the like is completed successfully, properly baiting that lad, one may exclaim 'GOTEEM' to indicate they have 'got em good'.

Ed: Hey man, you going to Saw Con this year?
Eddy: Uhh, what's Saw Con?
Ed: Saw Con deez NUTS! Goteem!
Eddy: Aw NO! You got me!

by authentic_ryan August 5, 2018

Goteem

Affirmative.

Goteem, friend.

by Anonymous Pat March 3, 2025

That’s a Goteem

This is when someone has just said something stupid and embarrassed themselves or has said something wrong and got corrected

GUY 1:Hey dude isn’t 1+1=2
GUY 2:No man it’s 2. That’s a goteem

by TheBossCorb November 6, 2017

gottem

An exclamation used when someone has been roasted or otherwise beaten.

Often used ironically to show that you're joking

"what is ligma"

Ligma balls gottem"

by Phoenix Fire 18 December 16, 2018

Gotem

-an expression when you physically have possession of

-expression when you successfully prank someone
-expression when you win at a game or activity

person 1: Something came in the mail today
Person 2: What?
Person 1: These NUTS! Haaa! Gotem!

by Global1996 April 28, 2015

Gotemesium³

Gotemesium³(GD) Pure element extracted from a got'em. When unstable, Gotemesium³ can incite riots between niggers. When handled incorrectly, it can backfire and cause you to suffer from severe got'em trauma.
Side effects include:
Suicidal Tendencies
Saltiness
Strep Throat or Dry throat
Hush mode
Crying
Third degree burns

I'm sensing a strong concentration of Gotemesium³ from that got'em.
Be Careful how you handle that Gotemsium³

by Oh don't do it August 14, 2016