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it is sort of the same as when someone get's screwed over, or somebody got played. it's better explained in the examples.
you would say "godeem" in any of the following circumstances:

1. you just crossed somebody over in b-ball and they broke they ankles........godeeeeeeem
2. you made a great bluff in poker and got your opponent to fold. you turn over your cards and say GODEEM
3. you just played a funny ass prank on your friend and he fell for it...godeeeem
4. you just lied to your teacher to get out of a test and she let you out of it...GODEEEM
godeem by godeem23 May 21, 2007
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GOTEEM!!! 

1. The continuation of "DEEZ NUTS! HA!" or a deez nuts joke.

2. Something really stupid to say.
Guy #1: Hey, are you going to Heidi's?
Guy #2: Dude, it's 12 am! I'm not going to H-
Guy #1: BUT WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE DEEZ NUTS??????????

HA! GOTEEM!!!

2. Hey man, you got some-
Guy #1: GOTEEM!!!
Guy #2: Seriously!!! Stop doing that!!!
GOTEEM!!! by 100ec December 31, 2015
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When prank, joke or the like is completed successfully, properly baiting that lad, one may exclaim 'GOTEEM' to indicate they have 'got em good'.
Ed: Hey man, you going to Saw Con this year?
Eddy: Uhh, what's Saw Con?
Ed: Saw Con deez NUTS! Goteem!
Eddy: Aw NO! You got me!
Goteem by authentic_ryan August 5, 2018

That’s a Goteem 

This is when someone has just said something stupid and embarrassed themselves or has said something wrong and got corrected
GUY 1:Hey dude isn’t 1+1=2
GUY 2:No man it’s 2. That’s a goteem
That’s a Goteem by TheBossCorb November 6, 2017
A dildo possessing a scrotum.
Godemiches are just nasty! Why not the real thing?
godemiche by knightshade December 14, 2004

Godermän 

A different way of saying "good" in Swedish
-Hur gick det på provet? ( How did your test go ? )

-Godermän
Godermän by Fettomanus July 6, 2006

godemiché 

Godemiché is a way of saying hi in french in the region of Normandy. It is a form of local dialect just like in the case of how some people say howdy in Texas instead of hello.
Guy 1: Godemiché
Guy: Eh godemiché, comment te sens tu aujourdhui?

Translation

Guy 1:Hello
Guy 2: hello how are you feeling today?
godemiché by CUnty_NIggerz2 June 6, 2019
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