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...got Cake 

to describe an individual whose booty/buttox possess the quality of being aesthetically pleasing , a quality that is affirmed only to those who are accepted through rigorous peer review
It became apparent to Billy and Suzy that over the course of several years, they had stepped into a new era. A Voice called down to them: "Step forward you two...", said the Voice.
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."

*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*
...got Cake by ?¯\_(ツ)_/¯? December 20, 2019

Got the cake! 

Having a nice and juicy ass.
Daaamn son, you girls got the cake!

I need to hit the gym so black guys stop telling me I got the cake!
Got the cake! by the cake chef January 9, 2011

she got stupid cake 

When a girl has a phat ass
Did you see that girl she got stupid cake
she got stupid cake by Alex cocks November 5, 2018

if you’ve got the cake, eat it.

If you’ve got the chance, take it. Or, if you’ve got the option to do something, then do it.
-“idk, should i do this or not?”
-“if you’ve got the cake, eat it.”

shawty got cakes 

A phrase used to describe a woman with a large and nice ass. The reason it is called cakes is because everybody loves cakes, nice and tasty.