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A person who is prejudiced towards people they think are goofy / less mature.
dude: "Seriously, stop being such a goofist and just let other people have fun being who they are."
goofist by joelh January 15, 2009
An awesome guy (goose) that makes youtube videos about drifting in video games and puts smiles on people's faces

Did I mention that he has a Thrustmaster setup?
Person1: You saw Goosiest on youtube?
Person2: Yeah bro, I love that guy!
Goosiest by kusazo82 November 8, 2022
A goose boi that likes to drift with a thrustmaster sim setup
“Did you watch the new goosiest video”

“Oh yeah the top ten drift video was good”
Goosiest by Plainboi June 7, 2021

High goofies 

'High goofies' is an alternative to 'High winds', derivative of the well-known Disney character Goofy ('goofies' being the plural). The character is generally associated with the wind, so any mention of him during weather talk refers to that.
EXAMPLE 1
Weather Reporter: "We'll be experiencing high goofies today, so hold on tightly to your hats!"

EXAMPLE 2
Friend: "There is a lot of goofy around here... You should put on a coat."
High goofies by spectacularbeethekid September 23, 2023

goodiest 

Being the “greatest”/ very good
Bob: this Snapple has an amazing taste to it!
Harry: it sure does, it’s the goodiest
goodiest by Jack042 October 25, 2017
Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.
I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!
goofies by Dezrespect May 12, 2007
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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