giving birth

To defecate a volume that one is not accustomed to; the act of voiding feces in masses comparable to a newborn child.

After being constipated for three days, Wesley's trip to the lavatory felt like giving birth.

by Pirut Jaque May 19, 2005

giving birth

when a guy needs to shit bad and has poop contractions that are less than 2 minutes apart from each other

i need to go home and give birth

by dexter delay February 4, 2003

giving birth

one of the most joyous times in one's life

Giving birth was the best thing I ever did!

by badbiddie0416 November 27, 2021

Giving birth to a Marine

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

by Frainslug December 28, 2005

giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

by cesar March 28, 2005

Giving birth-day

When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.

Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.
Happy Giving Birth-day.

by Mummybee February 14, 2010

giving birth to a baby texan

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.

"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."

by tommm May 16, 2005