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giving birth

when a guy needs to shit bad and has poop contractions that are less than 2 minutes apart from each other
i need to go home and give birth
giving birth by dexter delay February 4, 2003

giving birth

one of the most joyous times in one's life
Giving birth was the best thing I ever did!
giving birth by badbiddie0416 November 27, 2021

Giving birth to a Marine 

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.
Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

giving birth to a texan 

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!
After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

Giving birth-day 

When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.
Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.
Happy Giving Birth-day.
Giving birth-day by Mummybee February 14, 2010

giving birth to a baby texan 

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.
"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."