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having respect at ones house, also called "homecourt"
(when somone disses you at your house) "Whoah now, these are MY germs."

"dude you have no germs here, just leave"
germs by Scuffy McGee July 29, 2005

Germs burn 

a cigarette burn mark on the inside of your wrist. originally created by punk legend Darby Crash, it is now a sign of truly dedicated fans of The Germs. you can only get a Germs burn from somene who already got it. a true germs burn has to be a result of the direct line of burns from Darby Crash. once you have one you may give it to other deserving Germs fans. you cannot give yourself on nor can you have a friend who's burn in not from the direct line give you one.
-"dude, i gave myself a germs burn!"

-"if you do it yourself its NOT a germs burn, you faggot poser! i should cut that out of your wrist now"
Germs burn by Kayleen LT September 19, 2009

germs burn 

a cigarette burn that is given by a person who already has one to another person that marks alot of hardcore Germs fans.
that guy gave me a germs burn.
germs burn by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Germs on you 

When your friend is sick and they jokingly want to give you their sickness.
Lily: *touches Katie* "Germs on you!!"
Katie: "Oi Lily!!"

the germs 

punk rock band from the late 1970s in Los Angeles. The band consisted of Darby Crash (real name Paul Beahm, vocals), Pat Smear (real name Georg Ruthenberg, guitar), various alternating and short-lived drummers (Donna Rhea, Belinda Carlisle or Dottie Danger) then finally Don Bolles, and Lorna Doom (bass). The band was at first a joke, performing stunts on stage to distract from the fact that they lacked skill on their instruments. Darby would smear peanut butter on his chest and pour sugar everywhere during "Sugar, Sugar", break bottles on his head, and even cut himself on stage. Later shows became very violent and the band was banned from many venues. Their sound changed over time to be poetic and aggressive, and they developed a bit of a cult following. At age 22 (1980) Darby Crash committed suicide by overdosing on heroin. He wrote a note that said "Here Lies Darby Crash" and splayed himself out on the floor like Jesus on the cross. The next day was John Lennon's death, which overshadowed Beahm's. The band is now performing with Shane West replacing Darby. Shane played Darby in the upcoming film "What We Do Is Secret."
Did you know that Darby Crash from The Germs was gay?
the germs by Emma the Germ December 9, 2008

Wank germs 

When a male masturbates and ejaculates all over his hand, the pesky little germs are called wank germs and he will forever be contaminated with them, and girls can sense them from a mile away
Girl: Max don't touch me, you have wank germs
Max: Its not just me, every guy has them
Wank germs by maxipad101 June 14, 2016
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