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Gaffing - Gaffing is a house party where everyone is chatting pure rhubarb off their titties on Class A’s OR full of naughty Ketamine
You gaffing tonight la? Is right bro, see you round the kitchen.
Gaffing by Gaffing January 3, 2018
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(verb) to fuck one self in order experience a form of pleasure similar to that of anal butt-sex.
Example 1. All last night, we could hear sounds coming from Joe's room, which could only be done if one was gaffing themselves.

Example 2. That bitch walks like she either gaffed herself or had some intense hardcore buttsex last night.
gaffing by Giareze April 5, 2010
the action of talking/chatting/gossiping
michelle spent all afternoon gaffing with simone
gaffing by Kev Dogg February 28, 2008
Apples in the trees
Cars in the garage
Alex: "Jamie, you're gaffing today"
Jamie: "Thanks Alex"
Gaffing by Applesinthetrees January 27, 2022
The presant tense form of the word Gaff. A cough that is uncontrolably released when a person intraveniously injects meth, and is followed by an intense uphoria.
Oh my gawd, (cough) I cant believe how high I am, (cough) Im STILL gaffing, dude.
Gaffing by MerryChrismeth April 27, 2010

gaffing her trout 

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout
Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered
gaffing her trout by loljk12345 March 13, 2015
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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