GAFDOA 

"Give A Fuck Dead On Arrival" - When you have no fucks to give and can't entertain the notion of ever having any more. When your ability to give any fucks is completely dead.

I can't do anything today. I've got the GAFDOA.

GAFDOA by Whisternefet July 29, 2024

GAFOA 

Acronym of "Gay and full of AIDS".

Originating from a BBC News Online article about an air-rage incident: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/348626.stm

The phrase "you're all gay and full of AIDS" from the article gained particular popularity among engineers at BBC Internet Operations as a retort to uncooperative co-workers. It was quickly abbreviated to "GAFOA" and adopted as a generic form of abuse.

The term has slowly spread to other ISP NOCs throughout the UK.

Tim's mod_jk configuration in Apache is entirely GAFOA.

GAFOA by Neech May 5, 2010

gafdack 

A sexual malfunction characterized by a sudden and unintended ejaculation by a male partner which he subsequently attempts to halt, causing little ejaculate to exit the penis.

Dude, I gafdacked really bad last night.

gafdack by Famiglia October 3, 2006

GAFOAT

Acronym meaning to be the greatest of something.

Jeff is a GAFOAT; Greatest Astros Fan Of All Time

GAFOAT by BHF95 January 31, 2020