future fat 

When you can look at someone and know that one day in the future they will be obese.

Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.

Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.

future fat by Sunabove July 11, 2017

Future-Father Neo Rococo Movement

21st century American art movement finding roots in Louis XV-era painting and architecture, as well as Trapper Keeper art of the 1980s and 1990's. All paintings include your dad. Generally speaking, the movement is characterized by whimsical images of father/son interactions in romantic settings, nestled amidst floating metal cubes, pegasi made out of fire, and Lamborghinis.

Guy: "I love this painting of George Bush and George Bush eating scones next to the light-bike track. What do you call this?"

Fella: "That's a flawless example of the future-father Neo Rococo movement. Dumbass."

Future-Father Neo Rococo Movement by Scrumptious Scum Sandwich May 15, 2008