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An insult against a friend in a funny way.
Stop being a futnag Jane!
Futnag by Futnag March 26, 2020
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shimaidon Futago

shimaidon is genre in which someone is able to get their way with two sisters. Futago means literally twins, Shimadidon futago it's Shimaidon with exclusive twins
Step-sister is bland, the real thing is shimaidon Futago. Two piece of meat from the cow
shimaidon Futago by Goliathz February 10, 2021
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any former students of Coach Hines
dont you do it yamanashi, dont you cry you little futnugget.
futnugget by puhhhhdin September 1, 2009

futnigga 

someone who tries too hard to fit in, making himself look ridiculous in the process. desperately seeks the approval of his peers old time jackass, or peon. also might claim to have some kind of bullshit swag
can be old or young, but seems to just try to damn hard to be liked, what a lame
Guy 1 "did you see what that guy was wearing?"
Guy 2 "Hell yeah im embarrassed to be in the same room as him"
Guy 1 "Whata futnigga!"
futnigga by swagadelic December 30, 2011
This is a word that can be use as the 'f word' if you would like, or just shouted in random for absolutely no reason for comedic purposes or even an exclamation of joy or anger or whatever emotion you want, maybe your sad just say futage to feel happy, maybe your angry, just exclaim futage to relieve that anger. Futage is a very versatile and fickle word. It can be used as an insult also.

Pronunciation:
The 'fut' part is pronounced like cut
and the 'age' part is pronounced like 'uj'
So 'fut-age'
What the futage.
Wow you futage.
Oh man my mum just died, why??! FUTAGE!!!
FUTAGE!!!
Futage by FutageKing March 25, 2019
The goo that comes out of a of an insects vagina after it has been stepped on.
"Yesterday i stepped on a spider and it fugnagged all over it self"
Fugnag by terdfuck January 30, 2009
An insult with no direct meaning.
Why are you being such a futtnag?
Man that guy over there is such a futtnag.
Futtnag by Cosmicuprise September 10, 2012
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