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fuckissistic 

A state of mind during intercourse where a person thinks they possess unsurpassed sexual expertise and pleasure giving ability that they forget who they are with and call out their own name.
Steve: "Oh! Yes! Give it to her Steve!"

Lacy: "What the fuck!?"

Steve: "Sorry, I was being a little fuckissistic, wasn't I?"
fuckissistic by The porn stache December 9, 2009
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Fuckiss is that passionate kisses you get in the process of romance that leads you into sex with your partner.
1.I fuck Mary J mann thanks to that long fuckiss, she was down for it.
2.Afful only squeezed my juice with the help of that his sensational fuckiss
Fuckiss by meditator September 12, 2012
The act of typing saying or typing the word fuck but meaning to say the word kissed.
Youngblood and Gringo just fuckissed!
fuckissed by Gringo. January 15, 2008
Going to kiss someone with the intention of going no further but getting carried away and fucking them.
"I heard she got fuckissed by Josh last night."

"She really didn't want to, it was a fuckiss."
fuckiss by Joshwaa December 11, 2008
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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