Definitions by Bendtubman

Futkiss

n 1: a person who shows their affection for another person --usually someone that they secretly admire -- by being purposefully hostile, malicious, and rude to that person

Man, why is Emily always so mean to you.

Ah, she has a huge crush on me. She's such a futkiss!

Futkiss by Bendtubman May 10, 2010