Furtada 

Both a noun an adjective, this is a unique time used in the series "The League" on FX, in lieu of the now politically unacceptable terms "retarded" or "retard."

1) "That guy in the back of the restaurant... Look at him, I think the boy's furtada."-Rodney Ruxin,"The League", Fox FXX which is different BTW from lying-ass Fox "News"

2) "Oh my God! I washed my hands in a Chinatown urinal, and now that furtada Chinese boy in the back of the restaurant is telling everyone! No, I'm forever unclean!" -Rodney Ruxin, ibid

3) "Yo, does that dude look- did he seem- you know...?" "What, furtada? Hell yeah, that poor kid got Down's or something. Almost can't even tell, though, good for him." -personal communication, 2013

Furtada by RichNice September 19, 2013

nelly furtado 

A Canadian-Portugese pop singer, who has been around for a few years. She had success with her first album, "Whoa, Nelly!" and then disappeared for a while after her second album, "Folklore" was released. She made a big comeback in 2006 with her third album, "Loose." The songs on this album are very different (lyric-wise) in my opinion. I prefer her older music.

Person 1: Have you heard about Nelly Furtado?
Person 2: I heard about her when she released "Whoa, Nelly!" a few years ago.

nelly furtado by watertastesyummy January 10, 2007

fertada 

A Fertada is someone is a few steps behind the average person. A full-on tard.

I talked to Sam about where the meeting was, don't listen to Sam, he's a Fertada, the guy is clueless.

fertada by Reginald Fairfield May 4, 2016

Nelly Furtado 

She is so rad, dude. She is original and made a great comeback this year. What now!?HOLLAAAAAAA!

Me:"Dude, Nelly Furtado is so cool."
Someone else:"PSSSSH HECK YES SHE IS!"

Nelly Furtado by G.Davis November 19, 2006

Nelly Furtado 

little hottie, whos got the most original sound to her!
Go nelly nelly nelly furtado all in your stereo!!!! DONT DOUBT HER YO!

whoooooooos that biiiiittch? MEEP MEEEEEP nelly nelly furtado SHES READY TO BLOW OFF YOUR PANTS YOOO

Nelly Furtado by lalala June 14, 2003

nelly furtado 

A portuguese-canadian singer who I would like to sleep with if I had a chance.
She's a piece of sexiness...even though she's half portuguese, I never heard her singing in Portuguese, I would love to.

Nelly Furtado, por favor, quero que tu facas uma cancao em portugues, estou tao ansioso que esperava escutar uma no seu ultimo disco "losse". Mas como um grande fan, espero por seu proximo album.
Viva os lusofonos.

nelly furtado by stopirra October 2, 2006

Furtad 

A person or object that is obsessed with Nelly Furtado.

"Ronald you're such a Furtad!"

"shut up Rachel, she gets me!"

Furtad by SexMan1 May 12, 2014