Furtad

A person or object that is obsessed with Nelly Furtado.

"Ronald you're such a Furtad!"

"shut up Rachel, she gets me!"

by SexMan1 May 12, 2014

fartador

Like a matador but using the red cape or “muleta“ to whoosh away the farts as they are emitted.

That poor reeking fucker needs a fartador to accompany him wherever he goes.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Furhad

the act of laughing so hard that you poop your pants

Dude that joke was so funny you made me furhad!

by smanggirl September 24, 2011

nelly furtado

A Canadian-Portugese pop singer, who has been around for a few years. She had success with her first album, "Whoa, Nelly!" and then disappeared for a while after her second album, "Folklore" was released. She made a big comeback in 2006 with her third album, "Loose." The songs on this album are very different (lyric-wise) in my opinion. I prefer her older music.

Person 1: Have you heard about Nelly Furtado?
Person 2: I heard about her when she released "Whoa, Nelly!" a few years ago.

by watertastesyummy January 10, 2007

furtains

the hairy area at the top of the thigh/groin area framing the freshly shaved pubic hair of a man.

I giggled at the sight of my man's furtains as they hung in drenched wringlets in the shower.

He takes the time to shave his pubic area, but he's hesitant to shave any air on his leg. Thus, he has a really hairy upper thigh and groin and when it gets wet, it hangs like curtains on either side of his penis.

by Mary Casbah July 18, 2012

fertada

A Fertada is someone is a few steps behind the average person. A full-on tard.

I talked to Sam about where the meeting was, don't listen to Sam, he's a Fertada, the guy is clueless.

by Reginald Fairfield May 4, 2016

Furcadia's servers

1. Constantly erronous and always crashing. See windows.
2. Slow; sluggish. See lag.
3. Never running. See dead.

"I tried to play Furcadia, but Furcadia's servers farted and died worse than Windows XP."

by Kage October 15, 2003