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fartador 

Like a matador but using the red cape or “muleta“ to whoosh away the farts as they are emitted.
That poor reeking fucker needs a fartador to accompany him wherever he goes.
fartador by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
the act of laughing so hard that you poop your pants
Dude that joke was so funny you made me furhad!
Furhad by smanggirl September 24, 2011

nelly furtado 

A Canadian-Portugese pop singer, who has been around for a few years. She had success with her first album, "Whoa, Nelly!" and then disappeared for a while after her second album, "Folklore" was released. She made a big comeback in 2006 with her third album, "Loose." The songs on this album are very different (lyric-wise) in my opinion. I prefer her older music.
Person 1: Have you heard about Nelly Furtado?
Person 2: I heard about her when she released "Whoa, Nelly!" a few years ago.
nelly furtado by watertastesyummy January 10, 2007

furtains 

the hairy area at the top of the thigh/groin area framing the freshly shaved pubic hair of a man.
I giggled at the sight of my man's furtains as they hung in drenched wringlets in the shower.

He takes the time to shave his pubic area, but he's hesitant to shave any air on his leg. Thus, he has a really hairy upper thigh and groin and when it gets wet, it hangs like curtains on either side of his penis.
furtains by Mary Casbah July 18, 2012
A Fertada is someone is a few steps behind the average person. A full-on tard.
I talked to Sam about where the meeting was, don't listen to Sam, he's a Fertada, the guy is clueless.

Furcadia's servers 

1. Constantly erronous and always crashing. See windows.
2. Slow; sluggish. See lag.
3. Never running. See dead.
"I tried to play Furcadia, but Furcadia's servers farted and died worse than Windows XP."
Furcadia's servers by Kage October 15, 2003
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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